Because stinking is never a good idea.
There was this kid who hated showering so much that he would fake-shower.
He would hop in the bath with all his clothes on and would splash water on his face and hair, while shouting “I’M SHOWERING!” as a big charade. The drops of water traced muddy rivulets down the sides of his face and neck, and his feet reeked all the way into the hall. I tell you, few things smell as bad as a damp, dirty kid. I remember one morning he climbed out of bed with actual dirt caked on his feet. Real garden dirt!
Mercifully, the happy ending to this story is that he outgrew this phase pretty quickly. He is now a handsome young fellow who knows who knows that witnessing, making friends -and life in general runs more smoothly when you’re clean.
The Vulcans have a saying: Only a Klingon would fart in an airlock.
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Hi! I’m Jasmine! I live in the north of Brazil! Our home is the only big home in the whole Amazon area and I like this program. It is super fun; the videos etc. It has good lessons.That art that the Amazing Cat painted ( the woman) was so funny! ha ha ha!. I was having devotion, and then I remembered of the new videos of the Amanzing Cat and I asked my dad if I can watch it and he let me. that is why I’m writing to you now. I love you! I will be praying for you that Jesus helps you to make more.
Jasmine,7 years old, Belém do Parà
Comment by Jasmine — July 26, 2009 @ 8:23 am
bros & pros, tis I!It’s hard 2 get my art on the computer (now)so i shall contribute with words,poems,stories allegories etc…
…I don’t know how you do things there but I wish 2 be of service, i shall try 2 send my ‘contributions’2 days hence…
signed
bro in God.
Comment by lil' wolf dude — July 27, 2009 @ 5:20 am
ey,guyz this isme again u souuld make more vidoeos of theese i aslo have a prob with hygeeene and stuff of yhat sort.
Comment by bycicleball — July 27, 2009 @ 5:24 am
Hey guys, thanks for stopping by! Jasmine, your comment was the best thing that could happen to a Sunday morning, and we love it that you like the “art” gallery. You’ve got a great sense of humor!
To the boys: Rock on, wash on, keep writing, and send us your contributions! We love you guys!
Comment by Penelope — July 27, 2009 @ 9:10 am
Hey there! Awesome website and videos. Wish there was something I could contribute, but since my hands are not nearly as dexterous as those of the Amazing I shall consent to using my other skills, namely, Weapon Wielding, on your behalf!
P.S. I would be delighted id you guys posted a download link for all your videos as due to certain restrictions here we can’t view them normally.
Thanks
Comment by Emnet — August 3, 2009 @ 6:49 pm
Hi, love you amazing cat! I just had a question: I can’t seem to find the hygiene key now, can you repost it? Love you!
Comment by Pollyanna — August 6, 2009 @ 8:38 pm
Hey Amazing Cat,
We really liked your video. Thank you for posting it!
Aman(7), Eric(5), Shawn(4), Justin(3).
Comment by Children in IA08 — August 17, 2009 @ 11:52 pm
Hi, Pollyanna! We re-posted the hygiene song. Sorry about the delay. From now on you should be able to find it in the “archives” page. And lots of love to Aman, Eric, Shawn and little Justin. KISSES AND HUGS all around. xoxoxoxox
Comment by Penelope — August 20, 2009 @ 8:36 am