Because stinking is never a good idea.
There was this kid who hated showering so much that he would fake-shower.
He would hop in the bath with all his clothes on and would splash water on his face and hair, while shouting “I’M SHOWERING!” as a big charade. The drops of water traced muddy rivulets down the sides of his face and neck, and his feet reeked all the way into the hall. I tell you, few things smell as bad as a damp, dirty kid. I remember one morning he climbed out of bed with actual dirt caked on his feet. Real garden dirt!
Mercifully, the happy ending to this story is that he outgrew this phase pretty quickly. He is now a handsome young fellow who knows who knows that witnessing, making friends -and life in general runs more smoothly when you’re clean.
The Vulcans have a saying: Only a Klingon would fart in an airlock.
More fun stuff for your Word time! For all the Veggie Tale lovers out there, here is a music video put together by Japan’s Wolf Studios. This talented fellow has also made his own original Family music videos (full of cute Japanese people!), which you can find on his youtube channel. Check them out!
We now have a functional VIDEO ARCHIVES page!! Here you will be able to find all the previously featured Amazing Cat clips, neatly stacked for your organizational amusement! Plus you can load all the flash animations at once (click on the folders), turn up your speakers and drive that policeman wild!
Hurrah!
VISIT THE VIDEO ARCHIVES!
P.S. From admin, you can now download the Styrian video in windows media hd at the styrian video page 
Our next clip is here!! This one is dedicated, with mucho amor, to all the couch potatoes, lazy bones, and anyone who has undertaken the noble commission of “poop patrol”. We salute you!
If you’re the type who can’t escape the loving hold of your sheets in the morning (that would be me), if you’d rather be on the computer than work out (me, again), or if you are tempted with laziness in any shape or size, we hope this clip, along with Styrian’s help, will KICK YOU IN THE PANTS!
PS: If I may say so myself, I think the front page is ADORABLE! 
We hope you enjoyed our first video clip The Elephant vs. the Ant! By coincidence (Fate? Was it written in the stars?) we uploaded it on Father’s day. A poem about sports on Father’s day! Nice. So here’s a belated Father’s day greeting to any dads who are reading this. We love you!
Our next clip is scheduled for the 7th of July. It’s going to be a little biography on the amazing superpowers of our Spirit helper Styrian! Mark that date in your calendars and come and get it!!
And in the meantime we’ll continue to leave little goodies around on the site, so keep visiting and leaving your comments. We love to hear from you.
Underneath each video spot you will find different options to download the video directly to your computer. These are available so that you can enjoy the full quality of every pixel that we’ve lovingly labored over, and so that no lack of Internet connection will ever get between you and The Amazing Cat.
With these dancing monkeys we’re sending a bunch of intercontinental love to Maria Antonia, one of our home members, who celebrated her birthday yesterday. We love you and are extremely thankful for your support and care. We miss you! Hope this next year is full of happiness, surprises (only the good kind), and lovely, clean beaches. ¡Besos!
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The word that is “hygiene”
Is not an easy one to spell.
My head has caught a migraine,
But at least I’ve learned it well.**-**
This little guy is from a song we’re working on about the Keys of hygiene. It’s a monkey, with a banana hat, in a bubble.
Everyone knows monkeys lack a bit in the hygiene department.
If you’re a fellow lover of cartoons and all things animated, you’ll be pleased to know that there are more Family animators on the scene! (Hey, don’t sigh with relief!) The great cartoon-master Zeb is working on a series named “The Unbeatables”, and we hear he’s already finished his first episode. I can’t wait to hear when and where and how it’ll be available! If you would like to squirm with delight at the fun that is in store for you, please visit:
http://www.youtube.com/user/Zebtoonz
That man sure knows what he’s doing.
We hope you enjoy our new site,
And that your socks do not fit you too tight.
Browse around, it’s great fun!
Well begun is half done,
He is the Cat of Amazing delight!!
Hello, welcome, and thank you for visiting!!
